Die Mense of South Africa
The River Dance, the Present Man and the Chipper
Traveling Limericks
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1 min readJan 10, 2019
I — The River Dance
We danced, floated and soared
On glass below wakeboard
Until the light did fade
Bright banks surrender to shade
And we float back to be moored
II — The Present Man
It’s easy to get jealous
Of a particularly overzealous
Present-giving flood
To a three-year-old bub
Especially of the stuffed entellus
III — The Chipper
Look at that, what a shot!
A chip that would have Tiger besot
We erupted into cheers
And would have bought you some beers
But we were stuck in golf cart that would stop not