Why I Chose a New Macbook Pro Over a Typewriter

Just recently, I found myself without a device in which to transcribe my thoughts and procrastinate on. After much time spent researching, eating mandarins and getting blackout drunk, I had whittled my way down to two choices: a 13" Macbook Pro with Retina display, or a 1939 Remington Compact Portable typewriter.

I present to you the list of pros and cons that I made for my final decision.

13-inch MacBook Pro with Retina display

Pros

  • 2.7GHz dual-core Intel Core i5
  • Can use it to watch Rick and Morty
  • 256 GB Storage
  • Comes with word processing software
  • Can use it to store and process photos and videos
  • Turbo Boost up to 3.1GHz
  • 8GB 1866MHz LPDDR3 memory
  • Weighs 1.58kg
  • 256GB PCIe-based flash storage1
  • Intel Iris Graphics 6100
  • Force Touch trackpad
  • Can browse Facebook
  • Can display porn in HD

Cons

  • Costs a approximately three fuck tonnes

1939 Remington Compact Portable

Pros

  • Cheaper
  • Will inspire hipster appreciation
  • Comes with inbuilt word processor

Cons

  • Can’t watch porn
  • Pretty much can’t do anything except to type

Conclusion

Ultimately it was a hard fought battle — one that involved levels of consideration that I didn’t know I had. It has been a soul searching journey, an expensive one, but I believe I have come out on top.


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