DAILY CATCH

Prawnie
The Raw Prawn
Published in
2 min readJun 5, 2017

LEE CHUCKS A WOBBLY, WILLIAMS AVERTS STOUSH

Leonard Williams, you legend! He was out on the town on the weekend, when teammate Darron Lee started acting like a boofhead. No way to know, but I’m guessing Lee was full as a fat lady’s sock and he was having an argument with some sheila. But Williams wouldn’t let him get within a bull’s roar of her. The Jets have to be stoked with their ace DL — they wanted him to become leader, and it looks like he’s doing that. If he can bail up OLs the way he did Lee, he’s in for a big season.

McCOY NOW A SPRUIKER

It looks like LeSean McCoy has been on the blower to his old cobber from Philadelphia, Jeremy Maclin, selling him on what a dinky-di town Buffalo is. Tyrod Taylor might do a bit of earbashing as well. Good on ’em for doing the hard yards to recruit Maclin, but I think they’re having a lend of him — the Bills just don’t strike me as a good fit for Maclin. At this stage of his career, he should be thinking of a Super Bowl run, not playing for a team that’ll be bog standard at best.

MANNING LOBS IN TO TRUMP’S SHACK

What do you know — looks like your president invited Peyton Manning for a bit of a hit-out. I’m not here to rubbish Trump, but I think it’s a bit odd how much time he spends out in the paddock. As for Manning, this isn’t going to make the whispers of him becoming a pollie go away, is it?

HAS MANGINI GONE TROPPO?

It sounds like Eric Mangini wants to be best mates with Bill Belichick again. I think he’d do better noodling for opals down at Bondi. You might remember Belichick was spewing after Mangini went to the Jets and dobbed in his mentor for making shoddy videos. What a yarn that was, and I don’t think Belichick’s ever going to forgive Mangini after being sprung.

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