NY JETS GO NOOK LEE AH ABOUT NORTH KOREA

Prawnie
The Raw Prawn
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1 min readAug 30, 2017

“It will not happen on my watch.”

Jets owner Woody Johnson has reacted furiously to Kim Yong Un’s assertion he intends to buy a controlling interest in the New York Jets.
The North Korea dictator caused worldwide tension Tuesday, launching a missile over neighbouring Japan.
North Korea’s ambassador to the United States, Lee Kon Mee, said the show of force was a strategy for making the USA take serious notice of their tiny nation.
Lee said North Korea had identified a number of poorly-run sporting franchises for purchase, including English soccer club, Arsenal.
But the Jets were top of the list.
“We love the Big Apprr,” he said, referencing New York.
“New Yorkers cannot be happy with bad team. We will bring military style training programme.
“Lots of practice and kill family threat.
“Jets good name. Jets good uniform. That’s why glorious leader Kim Jong Un will buy and enjoy.”
Sources familiar with the situation said the comments had really splintered Woody Johnson, who had gone off like a kelpie on cracker night.
They suggested Johnson would not sell under any circumstances, except for maybe a ridiculous price.

More to come.

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