6 Ways Money Can Reappear In This Lagos
Terrifying Money Zapping Mysteries Solved!
Lasgidi is not a place to come and be faffing sha! If you still don’t have your money in check, please go and look for chair, carry jotter and start rewriting your future here.
And as long as you refuse to be a lastma, we can help you have some common sense on these streets and change the game.
- Sacrificial Cloth
Calm down, it’s not jazz, but it’s magic how you can sew one white kaftan and use it for all the weddings in one year. Just be buying cap or you can even be asking for color of the day my brother.
Why? NGN 60,000 on aso-ebi every year is not beans.
2. Weekend Freekends
Awoof is the way forward my dear. It’s only you that knows where is it truly pinching you. Did you know that you could eat for free every weekend?
Follow someone who knows someone to all their weddings and eat fancy food to your fill. No shaking!
If there is even take away sef, collect!
3. #Dontkeepthechangebae
Omo gather all those your suitors! Since they don’t want to hear ‘NO’, kuku go out and be having free lunch and dinner dates till they get tired of your wahala. (no be us talk am o!)
Chop and clean mouth
4. DUI (Driving Under Intelligence)
What is the actual sense in having 5 cars when you can only be in one at a time?
See ehn, plan with your neighbors, friends or even your church members to be taking turns on who will drive you all in one car at a time to that your hofiz in VI!
Do we smell an epiphany? Has your whole life been a lie?
5. SmartTube
Especially for you aunty that is always dropping 4k for face-beat every time there is serious event. By the time you watch 10 YouTube videos, you’ll even know how to contour a man into a woman!
Effortlessly Slaying!
Even bae be looking at you like he’s looking at Nigerian Jollof
6. Just Do It~maybe
Those of you who can’t stay without eating chicken and beef everyday get in here! Before we open our eyes you better start eating eggs, fruit and vegetables. Have you entered the market recently?
Fit fam is kuku good for you. For jara you can vex and add six packs exercise sef.
Run faster than your money disappears
Brothers and sisters, we too wouldn’t have had these answers if we didn’t look inwards. We all want a fatter paycheck but even when that day comes, what we still need to do is to learn to work in line with our pockets, else it’ll never be enough!
We built The Expenses Feature in the REACH App specifically for these types of situations, so you too can look inward and make better choices.
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