7 Things You Can do With 30 Billion in Your Account

Let’s dream a little this week

REACH
The REACH Chronicles
3 min readMay 23, 2017

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You know, it’s funny how we complain about not having enough money but ironically, when we are actually given enough money, we instantly grow 20 shoulder pads on each shoulder.

Let’s just dream a little today. Here are seven things that you can actually do with 30 billion in your account- some are bats#*t crazy and some others are actually just thoughtful. The point is to just have a laugh.

  1. Send 25,000 kids to good secondary schools in Lagos for the entire 6 years!

The average secondary school fees paid in Lagos is NGN200,000, pere! Don’t worry, you don’t have 2 heads, you can do it.

Fada Lord!

2. Build Six 100-bed Hospitals in Nigeria
The full average cost of building a fully functional secondary health center is NGN50,000,000 only!

and some people have it just sitting there

3. Build 1,429 Three-Bedroom bungalows …

…With parking space for 3 cars on a plot of land each in Lagos. If that isn’t you making yet another 30 billion, then what is?

we have arrived

4. Buy yourself Private Jet and maintain it successfully for 13 years.

Someone must hear this prayer point

5. Buy 22 private islands and 2 boats.

Fully furnished o, we’re not here to play! The boats are jara in case your follow up question is how to get to the island.

Allelujah

6. Buy two Moons
Yes, you can buy 1 million acres of the moon for $30,000,000(NGN12 billion) and still have $15,000,000(NGN6 billion) change, just in case you ever just can’t deal with earth’s wahala.

Feeling lavish yet?

7. Feed Nigerian Children

With NGN500 each you can make the day worth the while for 60 million children living in poverty by feeding them for a day!

You’ll go down in history as one of the GOATs

…And back to reality, “ if you cannot handle the little you have, how then can you handle 30 billion Naira?

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REACH
The REACH Chronicles

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