College Football: Week 2 (as told by Michael Scott)
Alright y’all, week two of college football is complete! And let’s be honest it didn’t disappoint (I’m looking at you, Razorbacks).
Because of all the upsets and close games in week 1, the AP Top 25 was completely restructured for week 2, supporting my point that polls before week 1 are POINTLESS. But anyway, I’m not trying to toot my own horn.
Let’s talk about my reactions, shall we?
Witnessing Central Michigan’s Hail Mary at the end of the game…
But realizing it shouldn’t have counted and Oklahoma State should have won (Central Michigan 30, Oklahoma State 27):
What every Alabama postgame presser sounds like (Alabama 38, Western Kentucky 10):
I’m not forgetting about y’all, Georgia! Barely getting by Nicholls when y’all had a 99.9% chance to win…. *scoff* (Georgia 26, Nicholls 24):
What every Texas A&M receiver thought since Prairie View couldn’t seem to catch or defend ANY of them (Texas A&M 67, Prairie View 0):
Once Kalen Ballage tied an FBS record with eight touchdowns for Arizona State #BackThePac (Arizona State 68, Texas Tech 55):
Virginia Tech TOTALLY thought they had a chance when they took a 14–0 lead after the first quarter (Tennessee 45, Virginia Tech 24):
Me during the entire Arkansas / TCU game…
2OT VICTORY!!! THANK YOU HOGS AND FROGS! What a game. But always remember Hogs are better than Frogs — at least during week 2 of 2016 College Football (Arkansas 41, TCU 38):
And at the end of the day, there weren’t as many upsets as I would have liked…
But it’s okay, we’ll see you soon, week 3. I still love you, college football
