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Why I Hate the Top 5 Christmas Songs on Spotify

Bah humbug to you all

All Mariah Carey wants for Christmas is her stocking defiled.

I feel like Hugh Grant in ‘About A Boy’ when the first chimes of Christmas hit the supermarkets and shopping malls. The jingle bells frothing with delight have me retching and in desperate need of escape. There may be no ‘Santa’s Super Sleigh’, Grant’s fictional pop hit, but the first yodel of…




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