13 Reasons Why Single Guys Are On Ashley Madison

Let me explain…

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The innumerable single men on Ashley Madison are looking for what?

Let’s start a list:

1. “Hook up” style sex. Married women aren’t interested in commitment. They’ve already got a husband. They need sex.
2. Less requirements needed. No worries to impress with job titles or a fancy car. No auditioning for a long-term boyfriend or pressure for husband material.
3. Married women are “hornier” and “insatiable.” Hmm, that might be right. Good selling point.
4. Married women are “cleaner” and more likely to be disease free because they’ve been in monogamous relationships prior to cheating (in theory).
5. No fear of having a child because married women won’t want (another) one in all likelihood. Especially one they can’t “explain.”
6. Cheating married women aren’t looking for financial help (usually). No Amazon wishlists, phone, car, grocery, mortgage, or what have you. They have a husband for that!
7. Married women might be willing to experiment more in the sack. They are starved for sexual attention.
8. MILF fantasies. Thanks to Pornhub, we now think all MILF wear fishnet garters with sexy underwire bras and suck your dick with perfect…