Charles Gets Laid — Affair Whisperer for the Win!

Babushka Teresa plays matchmaker!

Teresa J Conway 🧚🏻‍♀️
The Scarlett Letter
7 min readJul 24, 2021

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I’m proud to announce that Charles lost his second virginity, having had his affair cherry (A-cherry) popped in grand style!

I’ve not written about Charles in a while because there wasn’t much to report. He’s a busy professional who worked hard to earned his place at the table and stay there. That’s good for him, but as the girl who pledged to stick by him until he popped his A-cherry, I was beginning to think –

I might have to go down there and fuck him myself if this doesn’t happen soon!

Where is down there? I’m not saying, but through our correspondence and mutual lapses in information security, we were able to figure out where each other lived. And while not close, I’ve done the there-and-back drive in what Canadians might call a longish nine-hour round trip. It would have been a quick deflowering, but we could have had a couple hours of play.

Of course, that wouldn’t have happened, because I’m devoted to my affair partner, but god? Was I ever going to get rid of this guy? LOL

How did Babushka Teresa — Affair Whisperer do it?

I don’t want to say ADHD, but I will say it. One of the powers of my ADHD mind is the…

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