Gaslighting for Pro’s
7 Tips from an adulterer who knows all the tricks
Ok, peeps. Those who follow me, I’m not the type you bring home to mama. I lie like it’s my job, and it kinda is right now in a super weird way with writing.
I’m a GOOD liar. My skills are top-notch.
This doesn’t say much about my likability or pathology, but it is what it is. I’m gonna share some tips.
Tip #1
Be a sociopath. It’s so simple, really. Don’t give a shit about anyone else but yourself. Remember to look out for number one. That’s you. It’s not like you ever forget.
Tip #2
Pretend to care. Couch all concern with your spouse in a sickly sweet voice while you are secretly fucking someone else behind their back. “Aw, honey, how are you feeling?” And don’t wait to listen for an answer. Start planning your escape while you watch their mouth moving.
Tip #3
Work on aggression. When he questions you on where you were, shoot back daggers. Hit him where it hurts. “Where were you the night I texted, and you were out with buddies but never texted back? Huh? I called so many times. I never heard from you.” Make sure it’s an event that dredges up all sorts of muck. Make it dirty for extra credit.
