How and Where Do I Find an AP?

Another man laments on r/adultery…

MonalisaSmiled
The Scarlett Letter

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If I had a penny for every guy that bemoans his sexless state on r/adultery…I’d be way rich. Like that bald dude on Annie rich. Private black cars with chauffeurs richy rich.

But, alas, I can only read and weep silent tears onto my laptop and laugh while I lead my happy and (rich to me) life.

Here’s what this dude wrote:

Been trying to find a women that’s attractive and has the same sex drive as me

(I left the spelling and grammar errors in, peeps, for authenticity. I can’t make this shit up. Although I have, lol.).

Don’t know where to look for this. Not really into the whole AP thing I feel like it could get you caught…

(Really, dude? Getting caught is for idiots.)

Sometimes my son has her phone then she (the dreaded wifey) might want to use mine to make a call etc while my son is on YouTube watching his kid stuff, it would be a red flag if I’m like no you can’t use my phone what am I…

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MonalisaSmiled
MonalisaSmiled

Written by MonalisaSmiled

Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.

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