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How To Tell if Your Husband is Cheating
A tongue-in-cheek guide to discovering infidelity.
3 min readJun 7, 2025
Are you a concerned wife who is browsing r/adultery to figure out the signs that your husband is cheating?
Oy vey. I’m not even Jewish, but I can assure you he’s probably thought about it. I don’t care how happy he is. Or how your “soulmates.” And your lives are just perfect. And no one “needs” to cheat. You can talk about your problems like adults. You guys are best friends. BARF.
Yeah, whatever.
He can find a hot stranger to bang. I guarantee you. And he probably won’t feel an ounce of guilt. Men are funny like that. They marry the “good” women and chase the bad ones on the side. *** Ladies, too, by the way
Here are a few tricks you can do to find out for sure!
- Has he begun to look after his intimate hygiene better, trimming or shaving his pubic hair, for example? You’d need to inspect his groin for that. Naturally, you can’t just ask him to pull down his underwear, so incorporate it into a sexual act. Manscaping is the gateway to cheating. If he’s well-trimmed now, add +1000 to the cheating score. If you haven’t seen his cock in umpteen years, add +10000.
