I Want to Have an Affair

A Tale of Two Clients

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When clients come to me, it’s because they want to have an affair. They have typically begun their search but aren’t having much luck. Their stories always remind me of Dicken’s Tale of Two Cities and the turmoil it evokes.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of lust, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of…