IEatAssGood: An Ashley Madison Profile Name Fail

What’s in a handle

I’ve been working with clients on Ashley Madison (AM) and connecting them with potential affair partners. My job is to open the door and get the convo going. I do that by building them a good profile first before going to messages.

One client asked me if she’d really read the longer profile I wrote for him. She will. She’ll…



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Teresa J Conway 🧚🏻‍♀️

Wife, mother, author, and mature adulteress. Wrote How to Cheat — Field Notes from an Adulteress. Email me at