It’s a Swamp of Stupid Out There

When adultery land disappoints you

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I’m looking for a lover online. It’s a swamp of stupid out there in adultery land. That’s the problem. I get so discouraged.

I message one guy with a chiseled Vin Diesel look.
“I am so attracted to you,” I text.
“I bet you say that to all the fellas,” he replies. “Lol.”

All things adultery. Sex out of network. We are terrible and human. So are you.

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