Lesson Five— The Official Potential Affair Partner Job Application
Fill This Out and See Where it Gets You
Once your profile is up you’ll have to start screening people. For men, this is a little easier than women. For men lucky enough to get a bite, all they’ll look for is a pulse and the right equipment. They throw the dice on the rest of it and hope it works out.
Women aren’t as easily convinced. They’ll be looking for the right fit, and want to see if he will match the corporate culture, before on-boarding him. With women, it’s more job application than asking for a date, so sharpen your pencil boys and get ready for the hard questions.
THE OFFICIAL POTENTIAL AFFAIR PARTNER JOB APPLICATION
So, you want to fuck out of network, eh? That could be a little complicated. You need to fill out paperwork. And if you’re lucky, it won’t make it into the garbage bin.
Or, your the 885th guy applying.
Fill this form below completely. Do not leave blank spaces. They will come back to haunt you. I promise.
VITALS:
- Height. Add at your discretion.
- Your actual height_____.
- Weight. Subtract at your discretion.
