Moderna Fueled Affairs
Cheaters are ready to get busy, believe me…
I’m looking for a local lover, again. I wrote an ad from r/naughtyfromneglect on Reddit this past weekend. I got my first vaccination and I’d like another one (of the meat variety). Yeah, I know…I should really stop.
“BE MY SHOT IN THE ARM” I wrote.
Was that too much to ask? Oh, no it wasn’t. The men were ready, so ready.
Right now, I’m in a man avalanche.
Seriously. I have so many responses. I’m answering as many as I can, and I’m getting serious carpal tunnel in my thumbs from texting on my tiny phone keyboard.
It’s like a mad frenzy of Moderna-fueled madness out there! Or Pfizer-fucking. Take your pick. Men hanging off every virtual tree branch looking for an affair.
“I’m also one shot in and awaiting my second in mid-April. I do have a thing for redheads (but you probably get that a lot so maybe pretend I didn’t say that?).” OMG, he had me at the parentheses. Yes, please. I need a man with a strong fetish. I don’t need to convince him, I’m hot; he’s already fully onboard the redhead express.
