Guys on Ashley Madison? I Can Help
Let me explain what works and makes me open your message
I’m an “experienced” adulteress. I’ve been fucking out of network for five long years. I’ve seen thousands of profiles on Ashley Madison. Guys, I can help you, I promise.
I have hundreds of men in my inbox. As of today, it’s 387.
Who should I pick out of the multitude of horn dogs? The men who put in the extra effort. It’s simple.
Profile Pictures:
Don’t look down at the camera or aim too high. Don’t take one where you are scowling. Don’t take dirty public bathroom selfies. I don’t need to see the urinals behind you. Please, for the love of God, no laying down selfies.
I don’t mind the ever-present car selfie because the light is usually good. More natural light, the better. Can you take one where you are posed naturally and perhaps happy? I see very few grinning selfies from men. Show me the smile I want to put on your face.
Grooming:
Tidy up your hair. All of it. Nose, ear, beard, head, shoulders, privates, etc. What have you? I don’t need to gag thinking about your body hair lodging itself in my teeth.
