Pruning and Planning for the Adultery “Lifestyle”

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How well do you need to plan for becoming an adulterer?

In advance as possible. You should have started years ago.

When is the best time to plant a tree?
Twenty years ago.
The second best?
Now.
(Chinese Proverb)

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Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.