Saying a Prayer to the Patron Saint of Adultery

Let me sin God and get away with it

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I met two guys today for coffee meets. Both were giant fails.

Can’t I get a break?

Send a prayer to the patron saint of adultery for me. Not sure who that might be, maybe St. Theresa? I think she was slutty.

All things adultery. Sex out of network. We are terrible and human. So are you.

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