The 10 Top Excuses of Married Men

I’ve heard them all, I’m sure you have, too…

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1. I love my wife deeply, but she’s too vanilla.

Real meaning — I have some crazy kinks I’m trying to get satisfied by some strange on the side. Examples:

“I like women’s feet.”
“Oh, really?” I respond.
I can dig a guy worshipping my feet. Ain’t gonna happen anywhere else in my life, that’s for sure.
“I like pedicures. I want to tell you what color to choose.”
“Hmmm. Ok. I might be good with that.”
You can pay for them, too. I’m worth it; like the L’Oreal commercial.
“I like to cum on your toes.”
“Alrighty, then,” I respond.
“I also like to have your panties wrapped around my dick as I cum.”
“Interesting.”
“Sometimes, I like to wear them.”
“Wear what?” I ask.
“Your panties.”

Now, I see some of the issues your wife might have.

2. She was my “ride or die” once, but now it’s a marriage only on paper.