The 10 Top Excuses of Married Men

I’ve heard them all, I’m sure you have, too…

1. I love my wife deeply, but she’s too vanilla.

Real meaning — I have some crazy kinks I’m trying to get satisfied by some strange on the side. Examples:

“I like women’s feet.”
“Oh, really?” I respond.
I can dig a guy worshipping my feet. Ain’t

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Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.