The 10 Top Excuses of Married Men
I’ve heard them all, I’m sure you have, too…
1. I love my wife deeply, but she’s too vanilla.
Real meaning — I have some crazy kinks I’m trying to get satisfied by some strange on the side. Examples:
“I like women’s feet.”
“Oh, really?” I respond.
I can dig a guy worshipping my feet. Ain’t…