What Are Your Top 10 Affair Requirements?
What do you want in a lover?
“What are the top ten things you look for in a potential affair partner?” posted one Redditor on r/adultery.
Hmmm. This was going to be fun. It was almost midnight. Screw it. Reading was far more entertaining than sleep. I knew I’d pay the next day at work but I kept my eyes glued to the screen.
Marriedrat posted his Top 10:
1). Are you mean? (Ha!)
2). Are you sane? (Ha ha!)
3). Are you serious? (You know I’m going to laugh)
4). Are you local? (Important for most but not all)
5). Do you have time for this? (You would be surprised at the number who don’t)
6). Are you married? (Self-explanatory but not always)
7). Are you married with an affair partner? (seems derivative, but whatever)
8). Do you use protection? (Is this an option?)
9). Is your picture up to date? (Must I be unpleasantly surprised when we meet?)
10). Do you have a means to communicate securely? (Most don’t think of OPSEC up front)
