What’s a Dead Giveaway You Are Having an Affair?

Keep reading and I will tell you

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I’m expecting a package.

Not that kind of package, lol. Get your head out of the gutter, peeps. A real one! From one of my online shopping late-night binges.

A haul of slutty clothes.



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Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.