Gymkhana Election Proposal Ideas For The Casual Politician
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2 min readApr 3, 2017
- An online complaint portal to complain against any of the other existing online complaint portals.
- Protein powder and a small towel to be included in gym membership.
- All final year courses to be scrapped and replaced by courses on Data Analytics and Risk Assessment.
- Memes will be made the only acceptable medium of Free Speech in campus.
- Nalanda will be brought closer to Patel Hall of Residence in order to spark interest in passing courses.
- The Scholars’ Avenue to be renamed LBS propaganda machine.
- Formation of a “Club-Cunnilingua” — Gymkhana to provide classes for FT aspirants to coach them in giving quality oral sex to European Women.
- TFPS to be officially declared ‘institute’s bitch’.
- Centralized repository of all parody Facebook pages KGPians made about their friends.
- Introduce live streaming of altercations between halls immediately following GC events.
- Urinals would be made paid advertising space for exciting up and coming Kharagpur start -ups in order to augment Gymkhana revenue.
- Final years students in their last semester to be allotted single rooms in Darjeeling.
- Internship mailing will be outsourced to efficient Nigerian spammers for better chances at FT.
- BRH hall will be renamed rightfully to BRA, and the rights of the campus majority to poke fun at BRA HCM committee members will be upheld.
- BC Roy Hospital to be replaced by a strip club called ‘Tempo’.
- Third year wings would be made based on students’ score on a mandatory FRIENDS trivia quiz.
