Ah, White Woker: Our Respect Will Be Mutual or Our Teeth Will Be, Friend.

When 2021 whispered to me “let’m fuck around and find out, then.”

Catherine Pugh, Esq.
Jan 28 · 13 min read
Sam Warner, DigitalSpy

“And that, my friends, is when 2021 whispered ‘let’m fuck around and find out, then.’”

“I quit you, and I am calling your bluff. If you feel leapy, Kermy, jump. ‘Or else’ is in play; don’t stop, get it, get it. . . . [I]f you have a McCracken, release it. Ça va?”

“How do they not know how unseemly they are, crawling into my casket at my wake?”

TOM: OK, let’s go to John for the replay. John? JOHN: Thanks, Tom. Now, as you can see here with the RED, there does seem to be some disconnect between the Woker’s understanding of offensive “things Blacks say Whites do,” and reality. And that’s not all. Look at the BLUE at the very bottom there. See how the Woker condemns absolutes? I hesitate to say “double standard” here, but it seems that Absolutes While White Woker is the hardstop exception. Quickly with the last two, PURPLE — not sure the Woker is doing work *actual* Black folks want to see, and GREEN— this guy *definitely* expects his kudos, and BIG ones too. All I can say is, it’s a good thing Wokers crown themselves. While this one may not know any actual Black people — and he sure seems to think they speak with one voice — he can lay his head down at night knowing his has earned the right to his unilateral claim of The Greatest. Back to you, Tom.
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Private Counsel. Former DOJ-CRT, Special Litigation Section, Public Defender; Adjunct Professor (law & undergrad). Developed Race & Law course.

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