My Deeply Personal Hell — The School Pickup Line

School pickup lines are long, slow, and require the patience of a monk.

Every weekday minutes of my precious time are nefariously sucked up by the school drop off/pick up line elves, and I can’t take it anymore.

This summer we moved across country, and when people ask me what the biggest difference is in our new environment, I tell them — the hell that is the school pick up line. The school lines where we moved are not any different than anywhere…