Debunking Geography
For thousands of years, the lame-stream media (this is wordplay) has been pushing the manmade idea of “geography” down our tiny, gullible throats. They insist that this study of earth, - as these rascals call it, is the one and only way to view this fictitious science. Geography was invented by all of the governments hundreds of years ago as a way to keep us distracted from the issues that truly matter. What those issues are, should be obvious, because they truly matter. Some educated but clearly confused sycophants insist that this geography includes the idea of a flat earth which exists on a plane in the center of the universe, a view scientists such as B.o.B hold as fact. This is stupid, but not as stupid as the other scientists such as Bill Nye, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Galileo who insist that earth exists as some sort of floating space ball.
Not to be unduly harsh, but these foolish morons are wrong. Earth does not exist as a flat plane, nor does it exist as a ball. It simply exists as a shapeless, infinite object. Think about it. If earth holds a flat or round shape, how come Amelia Earhart didn’t either turn around or end up where she started?Obviously this is because she is still floating through the infinite earth. The confines of earth as we know them do not exist. There is nothing on the other side of either ocean. Nothing. Look out at the ocean if you are nearby, if you are not a freak who lives in Nebraska or some other such place. If other continents are on the other side of the ocean, how come you can’t see them? Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia and Antarctica do not exist. (Atlantis, however, does.)
Christopher Columbus didn’t discover America. He was the first human. He descended from the waters of the “Pacific Ocean” (really just ‘the ocean’) and started humanity. Galileo stated that the earth was round and finite, but he also claimed to be Italian, and Italy doesn’t exist, so why would we trust a guy who won’t even tell the truth about where he was born. His name was also Galileo Galilei. That is a dumb name. Frankly, it sounds made up. Like Meg Ryan, Kid ‘n Play, or The Rock, Galileo obviously gave himself a “catchy” nickname, and thus, he is a fraud. This is science, people. Don’t let them tell you otherwise.
So what do you do with this knowledge? Whatever you want to do; that’s what. Once you free your mind, body and soul from this myth, everything else will make sense. The Aurora Borealis, the finale of Lost, Luis Amundson’s NBA career; all of these things are a direct result of the lack of geography, and none of them could ever exist without this fictitious farce.
Geography does not exist. Do with this information what you please. But it is time that we let the masses know that we will not remain silent any longer. When you go to the polls this November, remember this, and vote your conscience on the issue. Once you accept it, you will see everything in a brand new way. It is time to take down geography for the fraud that it is.
Will you join me?
