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21, Unconscious, and Ass Naked, But It’s Not What You Think

It was a colonoscopy.

Photo by Jasmin Sessler on Unsplash

On the eve of my 21st birthday, I was doing shots…of laxatives. I was hydrating like a good soon-to-be 21-year-old, but I was not rewarded with a trip to my college bar to do jello shots from a syringe and let go of all that purity culture had to offer.




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Claire Hudak

Claire Hudak

I’m just trying to figure life out one cursor blink at a time | Poet | Lifelong Learner | Space Enthusiast | Follow if we vibe :)

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