Being Single Is Great. Here’s Why.
Freedom is so underrated
Published in
Mar 20, 2022
Being single has so many great benefits — some of which those in relationships are unaware of.
Why being single is amazing
- You can snore without being judged.
- You can fart using different techniques and as loud as you want (again, without being judged).
- You get to sleep in different positions. You can sleep while standing, upside down or with your legs apart to let in some air.
- You don’t have to hide snacks when you’re watching a movie.
- You get to hate couples who hold hands.
Now you know how it feels to be single
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