Being Single Is Great. Here’s Why.

Freedom is so underrated

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Being single has so many great benefits — some of which those in relationships are unaware of.

Why being single is amazing

1. You can snore without being judged.
2. You can fart using different techniques and as loud as you want (again, without being judged).
3. You get to sleep in different positions. You can sleep while standing, upside down or with your legs apart to let in some air.
4. You don’t have to hide snacks when you’re watching a movie.
5. You get to hate couples who hold hands.

Now you know how it feels to be single

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