Writers are Wonderfully Wired and Incredibly Weird
5 Reasons Life is Better With a Writer
Would your loved ones agree?
Published in
Jun 5, 2022
Writers:
- Know weird facts.
- Are super-low maintenance because all they do is eat and write.
- Are the best at late-night chats because they never sleep.
And:
- When writers have to edit, they procrastinate by cleaning your house!
- Writers have the best search history.
I feel like I’ve stepped back from an alternate reality after spending hours writing a long-form article. I haven’t moved since the last time I grabbed another Mountain Dew Red and a potty break.
“WOW!” I say to my wife as I blink and rub my eyes. “What a long Sunday!” I knew I had become completely distracted by work and lost track of time.
“Nope, it’s Tuesday.”
Ouch! That’s my cue, time to edit! “Want me to clean the microwave?”