A Love Telegram
Morse code mishap
An Indian man worked in a foreign land. He received a telegram from his wife living in rural India. But there was a slight glitch with Morse code which changed the entire meaning of the message.
You did not write any letter to my sister. Our cow has got a job. Your father has given birth to two calves. I have become an alcoholic. I wrote you so many letters, but you did not come son of a dog. The wolf ate our two months grocery. While coming on vacation, bring a beautiful woman. I am living with a man in the neighborhood. Our goat is on the TV singing a song. I have sold your mother. The kid’s teacher misses you. Your sister has stopped giving milk. Our buffalo is sending you lots of love.
Gaurav Jain (aka Mr. G) is a Top Writer at Medium and this is the transcript of a hilarious interview with him.