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An Objective View Of The World Cup

From a non-football fan, who just reads the news.

Photo by Fauzan Saari on Unsplash

Whenever I read anything about FIFA in the news, I have a specific mental image that comes to mind, born of years of being subjected to surreal events and press releases from that particular ruling body.

I imagine them dictating carefully selected words between sips of the finest champagne flowing from sumptuous crystal flutes



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Dr Stuart Woolley

Worries about the future. Way too involved with software. Likes coffee, maths, and . Would prefer to be in academia. SpaceX, Twitter, and Overwatch fan.