Sep 7, 2022
1 min read
Coal Miners Save the Planet!
A true story from deep in the heart of coal mine country
Oh those evil coal mines! And don’t get me started on the miners who propagate their evil.
But alas, there’s a catch to this narrative. You see, this past Friday (Sept. 2), an electric vehicle (you know, the cars who are going to save the planet?) broke down in the heart of (gulp!) coal mine country. Guess who recharged the car?
Yep, you guessed it: coal miners. And they used evil coal power to do so.
Think about it: coal miners save an electric car — with coal power.
Don’t you hate it when real life interrupts — and contradicts — our dogma?
