Don’t Bribe Me, Buddy

Ciaran Quinn
The Shortform
Published in
May 24, 2023
Photo by Adrien Olichon on Pexels

The Michelin restaurant critic was dining peacefully and, he thought, anonymously. The roast was so-so … might as well resign himself to enjoying that decent glass of Bordeaux.

The manager walked over… introduced himself and offered a bribe.

The critic shot a steely-eyed look; the manager’s voice cracked, and he hurried away, knowing he’d made a terrible mistake. That was certainly no way to fix such a terrible meal.

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A short story based on the words Roast, While, Bribe and Voice

See a fun alternative short story from the same 4 words by Karen Kenny.

This is my first post to The Shortform publication

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Ciaran Quinn
The Shortform

Short stories, true and fiction. Expat American/Irish/British living in France. Stories emailed in full to email listees (so sign up?). Paywall after that.