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Facebook Is Not A Dating App

This is a Public Service Announcement

Look, I’m not ungrateful. I realize that one day my transmission is gonna fall out at the grocery on aisle four.

I know that there will come a day when I’m going to wish a total stranger was trolling me on Facebook.

I totally fathom the fact there have got to be chics out there that respond to this type of thing or, it wouldn’t be happening.

Yeah, yeah, yeah supply and demand, I get it.

For the love of God, download Tinder, or POF, or whatever the hell apps there are out there SPECIFICALLY FOR DATING.

I get dick pics. If only people were so persistent about their educations or careers.

All colors, all shapes, all sizes.

I just wish I knew what their search words were that led them to my page.