Fake National ‘Holidays’ Are Absurd
Why I refuse to respect ‘National Lima Bean Respect Day’
Are you thrilled that May 3 is National Lumpy Rug Day? Can you hardly wait for National Dance Like a Chicken Day on May 14? Me, neither.
My old newspaper seldom allowed reporters to write about fake holidays like National Lima Bean Respect Day (yes, that’s a real holiday — or, rather…