How Not to Freak Out Before Nov. 6
Adopt a belief, dismiss everything else, get some sleep
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Nov 3, 2024
The following is offered as a public service for those — and they seem to be everywhere — who are sleep-deprived and overcome with anxiety:
Light overcomes darkness.
Truth is stronger than fiction.
Sanity will return to the land.
Admittedly, there’s a possibility that darkness, lies and craziness will continue, and we the United Optimists of the World will be forced to regroup and recalculate on January 6, 2025. Ignore this possibillity.
UOW has decreed that the forces of darkness will be overcome.
Believe.
