I Did Something That Steve Jobs Couldn’t Do
It didn’t make me a billionaire, but it’s a start
Hello. My name is Kim, and I’m a koumpounophobe.
A what now?
A koumpounophobe. It means that I’m afraid of… buttons.
Uh… buttons?
Yep. Buttons.
And before you say, “Wow, you’re really weird, Kim,” I’ll tell you something: Steve Jobs himself was also a koumpounophobe.
Which makes me… well, still pretty weird.
As some readers may remember, I recently purchased a button-down shirt in the interest of resembling Jennifer Connolly in Maverick. However, I wasn’t entirely confident I would wear it.
Update: I wear it! And it makes me look exactly like Jennifer Connolly!
I do leave it unbuttoned. Also, I’m kind of okay with brand-new buttons as long as no one else touches them.
So take that, Steve Jobs (may you rest). I’m a little less weird than you.