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TOILET HUMOUR

It’s Here, Just When You Think School Toilets Were Better

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Hmm, perhaps I’ve been getting it wrong all these years of my life then.

Here’s me thinking that Duct Tape really was the answer to all those annoying things that needed fixing in life.

Seems like it’s not, so that’s my bubble gone and burst…

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However, it’s hardy stuff nevertheless so, do try hard to remember those subtle little differences between duct tape and toilet paper.

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Do remember folks, duct tape is not the latest fashion in quick body hair removal for men & women today…

Come to think about it, neither is toilet roll!

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The Shortform
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Shortform is dedicated to quick, interesting reads. If you are looking for some tiny nuggets of knowledge, easy entertainment, maybe a laugh or two😂. Shortform is designed for consuming content when short on time, energy, or waiting for a bus that’s always infuriatingly late.

Jonathan Townend, RMN - Editor - Friend of Medium
Jonathan Townend, RMN - Editor - Friend of Medium

Written by Jonathan Townend, RMN - Editor - Friend of Medium

Psychiatric Nurse Writer. Owner of Creative Passions, The Shortform, No Shame, World of Fiction publications, and co-editor for The Chocolate River.

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