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So Many Different Kinds of Stools

An elementary school life lesson

Photo by Nugroho Wahyu.

In elementary school, I was having some problems with my bunghole itching. My parents took me to the Doctor, and as he examined my backside, he said, “Looks like we got a little hemorrhoidal tag down there.”

Who is this “we?” Does he have one too?

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Michael Hollifield

Michael Hollifield

Blogger, speaker, passionate about encouraging humanity through personal experience.