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The 7 Most Disappointing Email Greetings

A software engineer’s guide to interpreting HR positivity.

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“Happy Monday!”
Mondays are seldom happy, especially if you’ve just received HR doctrine headed “Happy Monday!”
Besides, I always think of this instead.




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Dr Stuart Woolley

Dr Stuart Woolley

Worries about the future. Way too involved with software. Likes coffee, maths, and . Would prefer to be in academia. SpaceX, Twitter, and Overwatch fan.

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