This Feels Like Tiny Little Elves Massaging Your Skin
Elves trained in shiatsu, and a partridge in a pear tree!
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Dec 9, 2021
’Tis the season, my loves! It’s that time of year where we are generous and giving and thus, I shall share my greatest discovery.
And it is…Epsom Salt Baths.
Twelve Days of Awesome
Dudes, I thought they were for old people. I was super, super wrong.
Ladies and gentlemen, go to the store. Purchase a $5 bag of Epsom salts. Go home. Run a bath. Pour at least two cups of salt in the bath. Get into the bath.
And as you go, “holy crap, this does feel like a horde of tiny elves massaging my skin,” think of me. For this is my gift to you.
Happy holidays.
