LIGHT HUMOUR

This Is Not The Latest Way to Clean Your Glasses

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Who would ever say that I always write serious stuff ,hey?

Are you looking at me?

Nope not me.

Not guilty.

Yesterday, as I was furiously tapping away at my keyboard, and drinking my coffee, I decided to stop for a short break to get my legs moving again, so I put my coffee down on its coaster, took my glasses off, and placed them next to the keyboard.

Hmm, that’s what I thought anyhow.

When I returned to the desk refreshed and ready to type more blurb, I couldn’t find those infernal glasses anywhere.

Until I reached for that coffee cup…

Drum roll please…

There they were folks…

Floating happily in my nearly full mug of hot coffee😂.

I’d missed the desk entirely when I first put them down, but didn’t miss the coffee that’s for sure!

So, they certainly got a clean… of sorts anyway.

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Jonathan Townend, RMN - Editor - Friend of Medium
The Shortform

Psychiatric Nurse Writer. Owner of Creative Passions, The Shortform, No Shame, World of Fiction publications, and co-editor for The Chocolate River.