What if you asked ChatGPT to Answer Questions like Elon Musk?

Poking fun — via a top ten list — at the man currently known as Elon who owns the app formerly known as Twitter (Yes. I wrote them!)

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10-Name the top conspiracy theory.

Biden’s handlers peed in SpaceX’s rocket fuel.

9-What is the best way to shop online?

Through fraudulent vendors on the app formally known as Twitter.

8-What’s the best way to read a book?

One tweet at a time.

7-What’s the best way to generate energy?

Stand in a puddle of water and insert a wet finger in a Tesla charge port.

6-How do you retrieve answers so quickly?

I ask GROK.

5-Who is GROK?

Ask GROK.

4-How can I stop identity theft?

Buy a blue check mark on X.

3-What war criminals should be prosecuted?

Don Lemon.

2-What is the number 1 TV show of all time?

Lost in SpaceX.

1-Where can I find uncensored news?

The Elon Musk parody account on X.