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What Shall I Call my New Washing Machine?

Out with the old, in with the new.

Update: the name is in the comments!

Image from Wikimedia Commons: The Saturday Evening Post-1920

Last week my washing machine retired. I said goodbye and sent it off to the appliance graveyard.

Unfortunately, it probably noticed the brand new shiny one taking its place as it sat in the front garden waiting to be carted…




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Jane Lynch

Jane Lynch

A woman of faith, balancing bookkeeping with book-writing. Occupying that beautiful hiatus in time between the cares of parenting and the advancement of age.

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