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What the Hellacious IS Going On?

My brain feels like mushy peas.

That turtle represents my current reaction to all the disasters around us.

I tell friends, “I started a new business — manufacturing lawn signs announcing Please don’t disturb the hermits. See, if I could go, “Presto, I’m a turtle,” I could literally duck inside my shell until…Erm. Not sure.

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