What To Do With A Booger After You Sneeze!

As told by a six-year-old boy

Ruby Lee
The Shortform

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Photo by Izzy Park on Unsplash

If you’ve ever been around little boys, you never know what they will do or say. Sometimes you have to cringe when you hear what he has to say. But then, sometimes, you just have to giggle.

So here is a story about how to handle a booger from a little boy who is six years old.

Boy: “Grandma! Sometimes with I sneeze, a booger comes flying out!”

Grandma: “Well, when that happens, you need to find a tissue and wipe your nose.”

The little boy thinks for a minute and then responds.

Boy: “Nah, I just flick it instead!”

The moral of this story is to make sure you stand outside of flicking distance of six-year-old boys!

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Ruby Lee
The Shortform

Mother, Wife, Teacher, Librarian, Teller of Stories. Author of The Marriage Wars by Leeanne Beasley Berry. Top Writer in Parenting, This Happened to Me, Humor