With the help of his adulterous lesbian housemates, Kaz takes a divorce rebound plunge into the world of online dating.
My Adulterous Lesbian Housemates Started Me Swiping Online
Uptown Rebound, Part 1
Rain sprayed on the hardwood as Lilly flung open the sliding door into the kitchen. I glanced up from the sofa as Lilly and Sophia tumbled in together, kissing frantically and groping each other like it was amateur porn night, which in fairness was every night at the Divorce Shelter. The soft, rustic lighting of the redone kitchen gleamed on their soaked clothes, Lilly’s fingers winding through Sophia’s wet blond strands of hair. I rolled my eyes, and went back to staring at the photo collage of my two children on my phone.
“We’re getting married!” Sophia proclaimed.
I blinked as I looked up again. The two women hung on each other proudly, and unsteadily, over the massive granite island, its hanging sink spout swaying in front of them. Sophia’s freckled face was flushed with booze and pride and happiness, and her eyes had a light I hadn’t seen in the weeks since I’d moved in with them. Lilly pushed her short, sandy hair back as Sophia thrust her left hand out, which now sported a blow pop ring.
“I said yes,” Sophia said, and the…
